Dave (courier_iii) wrote,

Corporate Catch 22

As a part of my job, I negotiate contracts.
Yesterday I sent one as an e-mail attachment to someone new.
Her spam catcher didn't recognize my address, embargoed mine, and sent me an automated reply.
My spam catcher caught her automated reply and quarantined it.
Today, I spotted it among all the usual Brittany, blue pill, and phony Rolex trash.
I had it delivered.
It instructed me to go to a web site, sign in, etc.
I clicked on the URL - and got my firm's, "You have attempted to go to an unauthorized website," message in BIG BLACK LETTERS.

I reached for an envelope and a stamp.

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