Dave (courier_iii) wrote,

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Woke Up From a Sound Sleep - Hearing Shouting......

It was the TV.

He, "I love them both, my wife and my girlfriend."
Montel Williams, "Well, here's your wife, she has something to say to you."
Wife, loudly, "I don't care who you think you love, you're coming home with me."
Montel, "What else to you have to tell him?"
Wife, "I used to be a man, but I've been a woman now for six years and you're coming home with me......."
[Repeat at least three times, badly acted.]

Fumble, fumble, fumble......
Where's that damned remote?
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